Episode XIV: Fei Fong Wong and the Last of the Fatima Dynasty.Episode XIII: Bart and Fei in The God-Slayer Spelunker.Episode XII: Fei Fong Wong and the Hermit of the Stalactite Caverns.Episode X: Fei Fong Wong and the Seeker of Power.Episode IX: Fei and Citan Dick Around Dazil.Episode VII: Elhaym Van Houten and the Coward From Lahan.Episode V: Fei Fong Wong and the Invasion of the Steel Giants.Episode IV: Fei Fong Wong and the War Against Nature.Episode III: Lets Explore the Seedy Underbelly of Lahan.
Episode II: Fei Fong Wong and Clichés Onslaught of Lahan Village.Episode I: Captain Beardsley and the Prologue That Will Be Sorta, Kinda Explained 60 Hours From Now.With that said, lets begin the long journey… Oh and don't pull any "Teehee, the next part is awesome/sad/will give you a boner" or "Just you wait until a certain.*hey I'm being cute with not so vague unmarked spoilers*" NOBODY likes that shit and you're not contributing anything to the thread. But again, USE SPOILER TAGS FOR SPOILERS! DONT BE A DICK! Though, if every given page could not look like a classified CIA document.that would be great too. So just please use spoiler tags for all spoilers! I will get pissed off otherwise. Telling people to fuck off with spoilers for a 13 year old game is probably an exercise in futility. Hey, whats the deal with spoilers this time?! In fact, don't link to spoilers ahead of the LP in general. Neat! I've read it too! I'll get around to it! Also, don't link to that kind of stuff if there's an online resource. If I completed 100% of fucking Drakengard 2, I think I can do that for a game I sort of enjoyed. YES! Ill show off everything in my ability. New ones are going for around $100 on Amazon. And probably the cheapest, if you don't want a used copy. Xenogears was released on the PSN a few months back as one of the PSOne Classics, so that's the easiest way to pick it up.
Edit From the FUTURE: Exactly five months. But, this LP is going to be going for a little while. LONG! I dont recall my first playthroughs total time elapsed. Just don't state shit that will piss people off like "Odin totally had a bigger schlong than Moses." This is not to say don't discuss any sort of theology. Even a hint of that shit and I'll lock this thread faster than you can say "goddamn". Oh yeah, and since this game has a fuck ton of cribbing from Christianity, Catholicism, Gnosticism and several other religions.do refrain from getting into arguments over religion and theology. Who knows! Read along and find out! Some homework has been done on the subject by the writers. But, distorted through JRPG plot tropes and Neon Genesis Evangelion-esque ∺ lot of this is here because it looked/sounded cool. Whats this about heavy biblical influences? But, I also think the plot was very, very silly in places and clusterfuck does not even begin to describe the rather batshit, convoluted narrative of Xenogears. The art style is pretty good, the music is fantastic (once again composed by Yasunori Mitsuda), its got some pretty great characters here and there, and the battle system is a load of fun. Me.well, I liked it in much of the same way I liked Chrono Cross. Some people act like it murdered and raped their dog. Some people will gush all over it like its the second coming. Xenogears is, not unlike Chrono Cross, a very divisive game. You want a sprawling epic with heavy biblical influences and psychological subtext through the distorted lenses of a Japanese writer? You want giant robots doing kung fu? You want furry creatures being crucified? Well, Xenogears is the game for you! Xenogears is a JRPG released in October of 1998 (with a February release the same year in Japan) by Square on the Sony Playstation. gias. A brain-damaged, wheelchair bound Cloud Strife.